Actual "conversation" held yesterday:
Kate: Ooh Mommy! When you bent over to feed the cats I saw your underwear!
Me: Ooo-kay.
Kate: And, I am wondering if those underpants are actually comfortable cuz they look like they go up your crack.
Me: (silence)
Kate: And, I really like that color green on you.
Me: (silence)
Kate: So, yeah. Nice underpants, Mommy.
Me: Ooo-kay.
