And Now It's The Kids

The children are making me crazy. Could you not see that I was busy watching re-runs of Monk in peace and quiet? Could you not see that I was having a nap in peace and quiet? Can one not read one's Twitter feed in peace and quiet anymore? And what about when I was enjoying a nice snack of freshly baked cookies? You really thought I wanted my peace and quiet interrupted? And again, when I was giving myself a peaceful and quiet mani-pedi?  I mean come on! You children MUST learn that the world is not all about you! Clearly it is all about me! Sheesh.